In the lift, the other day,
A lovely woman, soft and gentle,
And with whom I share a love
Of romantic art and craft,
Said to me
She always drinks two beers;
Every night without fail.
I never would have thought it!
In the lift, the other day,
A very nice woman
I work with;
Always dresses smart,
We talk about arts and crafts,
Told me she was transsexual!
What do you know?
You never can tell!
The other day, in the lift,
Two old bags from work
Were going on.
(You'd think butter wouldn't melt
In their mouths to look at 'em)
Turns out
One's an alchy an'
The other's a bloke!
Fucken weird shit, eh?